ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

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queen 

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queen 

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nikkisshadetree:

mjgchick:

nikkisshadetree:

olitzme-or-nah:

accras:

cleophatrajones:

poeticallybrown:

owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory

recording songs off the radio was disastrous

I can relate to all except limewire (maybe I was too old for that :-)

Limewire was allegedly the shit. This entire post though!

This entire post is made of facts (though I liked kazaa more than limewire).

God I’m old. Remember when payphones were a thing?

Yep because my mom used to give me quarters to keep just in case I needed to call her.

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nikkisshadetree:

mjgchick:

nikkisshadetree:

olitzme-or-nah:

accras:

cleophatrajones:

poeticallybrown:

owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory

recording songs off the radio was disastrous

I can relate to all except limewire (maybe I was too old for that :-)

Limewire was allegedly the shit. This entire post though!

This entire post is made of facts (though I liked kazaa more than limewire).

God I’m old. Remember when payphones were a thing?

Yep because my mom used to give me quarters to keep just in case I needed to call her.

(Source: twirpy, via thefemalebossdeux)

sexdrugsbeyonce:

glam-alien:

goldacrylicnails:

commedesbrazil:

kobetyrant:

submitter: *skip to 3:12* I was at my first Beyoncé concert and some guy was holding a really rude sign saying “You can’t sing” so during crazy in love she hit her note early and told him to hit the same note and he butchered it then she walked away and said ‘exactly’. She played it off as casual for the cameras but everyone in the crowd was dying laughing cause we knew

i am screaming. why would you pay $1000 to see someone you can’t stand? beyonce haters have no fucking logic.

I love Petty Beyonce

lmaooo sis did one of these

Go the fuck offf motha!!!!

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Let The Flames Begin / Part II 

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Timestamp: 1410720119

Let The Flames Begin / Part II 

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I’m never going back, the past is in the past!

(Source: disneyyandmore, via dearchemistry)

Timestamp: 1410720019

I’m never going back, the past is in the past!

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quickweaves:

i have been reborn

I’m so thankful

(via thefemalebossdeux)

Timestamp: 1410719259

quickweaves:

i have been reborn

I’m so thankful

(via thefemalebossdeux)

kimkanyekimye:

Kim talking about how her and Kanye stay connected.

(via onlylolgifs)

Timestamp: 1410719062

kimkanyekimye:

Kim talking about how her and Kanye stay connected.

(via onlylolgifs)

therealraewest:

dandelion-fireworks:

onlylolgifs:

logic at its finest

This is stupid though ‘cuz she’s headed for the door. He’s going further into the elevator. Even if the door isn’t open, there’s still a bit of a ledge near the door that you could stand on while bracing yourself against the railing. Once the door opens, you’d be in a good spot to exit via the door as well. What she’s going for is smarter than what he’s doing.

Also she clings to the rail, he throws his hands up. If he were to fall, he’d have nothing to hang on to, she’d at least be able to hold herself up by the rail

(via ovotiger)

Timestamp: 1410670447

therealraewest:

dandelion-fireworks:

onlylolgifs:

logic at its finest

This is stupid though ‘cuz she’s headed for the door. He’s going further into the elevator. Even if the door isn’t open, there’s still a bit of a ledge near the door that you could stand on while bracing yourself against the railing. Once the door opens, you’d be in a good spot to exit via the door as well. What she’s going for is smarter than what he’s doing.

Also she clings to the rail, he throws his hands up. If he were to fall, he’d have nothing to hang on to, she’d at least be able to hold herself up by the rail

(via ovotiger)

photographerpunzie:

Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend

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photographerpunzie:

Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend

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mshpiece:

theminorityking:

frostbitch:

shoggothtan:

i made a cute transparent ghostie to drag around your dash :)

oH MY FUCKING GOD

ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION

aw it’s so c-JESUS CHRIST

WHYYYYYYYY

(via itatilov3)

Timestamp: 1410670273

mshpiece:

theminorityking:

frostbitch:

shoggothtan:

i made a cute transparent ghostie to drag around your dash :)

oH MY FUCKING GOD

ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION

aw it’s so c-JESUS CHRIST

WHYYYYYYYY

(via itatilov3)

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Timestamp: 1410670232

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kehp:

mind-of-a-st0ner:

dopegirlfresh:

smidgetz:

geekscoutcookies:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

tidiness:

after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

Eh,why not

you get a dolla and you get a dolla


LEGGO.

I JUST FOUND MONEY ON THE GROUND!!!

Sharing because I was just gifted $200 dollars a day after I reblogged this…

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Timestamp: 1410670206

kehp:

mind-of-a-st0ner:

dopegirlfresh:

smidgetz:

geekscoutcookies:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

tidiness:

after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

Eh,why not

you get a dolla and you get a dolla


LEGGO.

I JUST FOUND MONEY ON THE GROUND!!!

Sharing because I was just gifted $200 dollars a day after I reblogged this…

(Source: scarybilbo, via itatilov3)

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